me: *goes out in jeans, boots, and a sweater when it’s still 90 degrees* it’s fall
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best sleeping conditions: freezing cold room but layers and layers of blankets
Me as helllllllll
tag yourself, I’m a chaotic fashion gay
lawful fashion gay- ranges anywhere from casual to fancy, but sticks to simple safe things everyone agrees looks good
tacky fashion gay- has a lot of clashing pieces of clothing that never quite come into a good looking outfit but sometimes looks endearing for it
comfort fashion gay- does NOT care about fashion and is usually wearing very soft basic clothes, you could look in their closet and have no idea what’s their normal clothes and what’s their pajamas
chaotic fashion gay- breaks every single rule known to man and somehow it works; has zero fear and at least five conflicting aesthetics which should not logically go together
my attention span is so bad i cant watch something without being on my phone at the same time i always have to have 2 layers of activity when did this happen why is capitalism stealing my soul away the spectacle has me firmly in its grip
Psychology time!
This isn’t having a short attention span (or well maybe thats part of it), but probably something called “Optimal Arousal.”(This is psychology, not anatomy, please keep your mind out of the gutter Xp)
Optimal Arousal goes like this: When effort is low, more stimulus is better. When effort is high, less stimulus is better.
I’ll elaborate. Whenever you do something easy (like maybe some homework as an example), unless something else is happening (like music or a show) you tend to get drawn away or doze off. In this homework scenario, the effort is low, so in order to keep at it and do well on working on it, you need a higher amount of stimulus, like a movie.
If something is hard, like for instance a test, you probably will try to avoid noise, going so far as to hush others so you can concentrate. The effort is high so you want less stimulus.
Keep this in mind. It can help you focus, and make life a lot easier. Dont feel bad for doing lots of different things while you are just chillin. Enjoy the knowledge!
This is also the reason that when people get lost or are trying to find an unfamiliar destination, they turn their car stereo down.
Whoa wait turning down the music so you can “see better” is a real thing and not just something to poke fun at?
Anonymous asked:
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straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp*
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Anonymous asked:
Dodie songs make me gushy jdjssj
♡ pls distract me im sad ♡Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call
It’s called connotations.
Try this one on for size:
“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”
“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”
great news! Language is now banned
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
50 Cute This or That Questions
- cacti or succulents
- butterflies or honeybees
- typewritten or handwritten letters
- flower crowns or oversized sun hats
- polaroids or film
- road tripping in a VW bus down the coast or camping in the woods on summer nights
- cozy beanbags or breezy hammocks
- oversized jumpers or fluffy bathrobes
- banana bread or pumpkin spiced loaf
- the smell of old books or the smell of petrichor
- chapstick or matte lipstick
- macarons or eclairs
- a candlelit bath or a naturally lit reading room
- a matinee at a musical or a evening at the art gallery
- creamy hot cocoa with marshmallows or dippable hot chocolate with churros
- poetry or prose
- vinyl or cassettes
- antique shops or second hand stores
- a heavy, rich chocolate cake with ganache and caramel or a light, summer sponge cake with cream and fruit
- purikuras or photo booths
- cozy scarfs or warm beanies
- rose gold or copper
- watching the sky at sunset from the beach or watching the city below from an airplane at night
- mason jars or coffee mugs
- puffy clouds and blue skies or thunder and lighting on rainy days
- a cup of hot tea or a bowl of warm soup
- picnic on a grassy hill or tea in a flower garden
- silk or lace
- sketching in a museum or journaling in a café
- converse high tops or beaded summer sandals
- sweet crêpes or fluffy pancakes
- galaxies or nebulae
- cuff-chain earrings or full finger rings
- knee socks or leggings
- in bed or out in the rain
- the muted colors of winter or the vibrant colors of summer
- autumn leaves or spring flowers
- summer fruits: peaches, berries, cherries, and apricots or tropical fruits: pineapples, mangos, papaya, and grapefruit.
- malt shakes or ice cream floats
- smooth jazz or lo-fi
- waves lapping at the shore or wind rolling over wheat fields
- sunflowers or lavender
- enamel pins or embroidered patches
- fresh cheeses and cured meats or fresh bread and homemade jams
- fireworks or sparklers
- bath bombs or scented candles
- library borrower cards or vintage postcards
- singing and playing the ukulele while walking or singing in the car with the windows down
- filling your passport with stamps from each place you travel to or collecting souvenirs from every place you’ve traveled to
- _____ or _____
pls ask me theseeee :)
